Two dollars means a lot!

Clever Boy!!!!!!

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day..

The next day
Farmer: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night..."

Kenny: "Well then, just give me my money back."
Farmer: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer: "What you goanna to do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
(Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot -! to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998." Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

Kenny (Kenneth Lay) grew up and eventually became the CEO of the American Energy Company – Enron

Tough Times Never Last but Tough People Do !!!